Most investors have lost sight of some critical but forgotten fundamental facts.
The government has a lot maneuvering room plus other services that are not available to the peasants.
These are truly creative inventions that makes even "Modern Monetary Theory" obsolete.
For example:
- They can jack up the markets to make you feel “good”. You can’t and would be found guilty of market manipulation if you did.
- They can also print unlimited amounts of money to pay the bills. You can’t because counterfeiting is illegal and jail time is involved.
- Lowering interest rates provides an easy way for them to borrow their way to prosperity, pay for programs they don't need and buy stuff they won't use. You can't because your high interest credit card is maxed out.
- The Fed can “restructure” bank holdings in their favor. You can’t and have great difficulty understanding the fine art of restructuring.
Additional Beneficial Services
- Word has it a recent top secret "Prophet Plan" shorted the bond market while providing huge profit revenue to service its debt. Brilliant.
- Special purpose vehicles (SPV) from the Fed are provided to support certain asset classes. No drivers license required and crashes are a thing of the past.
- Cleaning services are available to sweep problems under rugs, kick garbage cans out of sight and sanitize all balance sheets.
- Spraying Raid for pesky gold bugs is a regular feature.
- Approval of various paper clichés to snuff out any negative stuff.
- Due to climate change and global warming, the Weather Service has provided the differences between drought, deluges, and dew drops while offering timely watered down forecasts.
Zooming Zeroes
For any peasant services, call 1-000-000-000 where you are absolutely guaranteed:
- Zero wait time
- Zero answers
- Zero sum results
- Zero details on why zooming zeros are the new pleasant presents for peasant prosperity.
Updated 2023
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